404 Error

End of the line, Don Quixote. Something's gone horribly wrong. What you're looking for isn't there. There might be a bit of poetry in that, or you might have just typed the url wrong.

Why am I here?

There are several ways you may have broke the internet. Listed below are only a few.

• You tried to invade Russia. In winter.
• Nomura tried to redesign you, and you're allergic to belts.
• I made a mistake.

In the, um, extremely unlikely case that it's the latter, you could send me an email about it. Or, you know, ignore it and pretend it never happened.

How can I leave?

First and foremost, you can just go back whence you came. Or, you can return to one of these popular destinations:

A more or less complete list of sites on this domain can be found here.