Let’s be honest: Locke is the reason this domain exists. Everyone is allowed one creepy obsession, and the 16-bit treasure hunter is mine to embarrassing degrees. I sort of fell into rabid fangirling at the age of nine, and I have yet to fall out of it. But it’s a testament to Locke that he’s just as appealing to me now as he was then. At first I loved him for the all ways that he is a hero, now I love him for the reasons he isn’t.
This aims to be one of those shrines that defines what a shrine should be. Monstrous, horrifically in-depth, and more than a little scary. It’s also one of those sites that I’m probably never going to be satisfied with. However, the amount of content that’s there should be more than enough to frighten the sane.